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go FUCK YOURSELF San Diego
♞ "Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine."

I'm Bob, a neurotic, stoned, musician from SoCal with little to no self-esteem or control.


Let's get funky.



slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via dietcokeandbunnyears)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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(via thats-so-meme)

martinfreeman:

i wish i could win the lottery so i could buy all the marijuana and matching pjs my heart desires,

maelikki:


?????
Friends

We have friends who are for singing

friends who are for dancing

for running

friends who make music with you

some to joke with

to laugh with

others to smoke with

some are for comfort

some are for when you’re drunk

or high

some are even to be married

but for the love of god

Can I have a friend for hugs..